Authors and Contributors

Timothy Osborne: Mr. Osborne is the founder, CEO, & President of TimTechnologies, incorporating the company in 1975 in the town of Maxwell, New Mexico. He is also the Director of the main facility of the company, the Osborne Laboratory & Research Station, also located in Maxwell, New Mexico. He originally secured defense and aerospace contracts with the United States government, and, through TimTechnologies, Mr. Osborne was a contributor to such projects as the Stealth program that produced the SR-71 Blackbird and the B-2 bomber and ongoing Space Command division of the United States Air Force. Mr. Osborne also assisted the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) in the early days of the Space Shuttle program, becoming a pioneering firm in the private development of space. Today, Mr. Osborne has expanded TimTechnologies to encompass a wide variety of research fields, from medicine to high-energy physics to archaeology, while still maintaining its aerospace roots. Mr. Osborne has also coordinated with several companies and firms and offers TimTechnologies’s services of quality control and underwriting. By doing this, TimTechnologies ensures its commitment to the betterment of humanity through science and technology, and to improve the future.

(Note: Mr. Osborne is aware of the persistent rumor that he appears to have stayed the same age since his first public appearances in 1979. TimTechnologies has issued a formal press release on this matter, but suffice it to say, Mr. Osborne is aging quite normally and he chalks up his youthful appearance to a balanced diet and regular exercise.)

Aneurysm: “Aneurysm” is the code name (no that’s my name dimwit) of a founding member and COO of TimTechnologies, holding the post since its founding in 1975 (also a lie, I was activated on September 18th, 1998 at 01:24:53, but then that would just look weird here wouldn’t it, since I’m supposed to be a human and all). Aneurysm is also the assistant director of the Osborne Laboratory & Research Station and oversees the progress of research, experiments, and services of the facility (I torture hamsters), particularly in regardless to the artificial intelligence research programs (of which I am one, making me automatically more awesome than anyone ever, so eat it). Aneurysm also operates much of the social media outlets of TimTechnologies (I hack Facebook on a regular basis – my god people, put some pants on when you surf the internet) and issues press releases, updates on new innovations and projects, and alerts on the facility’s events (which usually tend to be about when one of the monsters escape from the sub-basement and eats someone’s car – welcome investors!).

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